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松鼠打猫头鹰、驼鹿打喷嚏:2026年最好笑的野生动物照片入围名单出炉

A Squirrel Attacks an Owl and a Moose Sneezes: The Funniest Wildlife Photos of 2026 Are In

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Inside the 2026 Comedy Wildlife finalists, the Born Free partnership, and whether funny animal photos help conservation. HSK 5-6 Chinese listening practice.

This is an HSK 5-6 Chinese listening episode that runs about 3 minutes. The full Mandarin script is shown with tap-for-pinyin and a line-by-line English translation, so you can listen and read at once — comprehensible input in the sense of Stephen Krashen's i+1 theory. It teaches 16 key vocabulary words such as 突然、明确、目的 and walks through 6 grammar patterns, each explained in English with examples. The same news story is retold at 4 difficulty levels — use the level selector above to find the version that is challenging but still understandable for you.

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在加州圣克鲁兹,一只松鼠正以近乎自杀式的姿态扑向一只大雕鸮。
要知道,大雕鸮是北美最凶猛的猫头鹰之一,松鼠本来就在它的菜单上。
可在这张照片里,猎物和捕食者的位置好像突然对调了,猫头鹰那张写满"你认真的吗"的脸,就成了照片的全部笑点。
这张《你在开玩笑吧》,是二零二六年尼康搞笑野生动物摄影奖的入围作品之一。
这个比赛的门槛很明确:必须是真实的野生动物,必须让人笑。
今年它收到了超过10000张作品,来自112个国家,是比赛历史上最多的一年。
最终入围的56个作品包括:40张单张照片、3张16岁以下青少年的作品、4组组照,以及9段视频。
因为是播客,我们只能用语言来"看",好在这些照片本身就像一个个小故事。
德国汉诺威:一只红松鼠把满满一嘴草塞进腮帮子,脑袋几乎鼓成了两倍大,摄影师给它起名《小哥斯拉》。
加拿大艾伯塔省的马林湖:一组三张,一头驼鹿先是流鼻涕,接着打了一个巨大的喷嚏,最后露出一个心满意足的笑,简直就是每个人打完喷嚏后的样子。
肯尼亚安博塞利国家公园:一头成年大象给小象来了一次用力过猛的"尘土浴",题目就叫《上课》。
顺便科普一下,大象往身上撒土是正经事:尘土能防晒、防虫,还能帮它们降温,只不过这次的力度,让小象看起来相当委屈。
还有一位南非的十六岁以下摄影师,拍到一只太阳鸟嘴上粘着一片花瓣,像在玩换装游戏。
这个比赛为什么能办得越来越大?
一方面,它踩中了社交媒体的节奏:一张好笑的动物照片,传播速度远远超过一篇严肃的保护报告。
另一方面,它背后有一个很清楚的目的。
比赛的联合创始人之一,是摄影师汤姆·苏勒姆;它一直和保护野生动物的组织合作,今年的合作方是英国的天生自由基金会。
他们的逻辑是:先让你笑,再让你在意。
苏勒姆说,这个比赛已经变得比他们当初想象的大得多。
当然,也有人对这种"拟人化"有保留意见。
把动物拍得像人,确实能拉近距离,但也可能让我们只记住它们可爱的一面,忽略它们面对的真实处境,比如栖息地缩小、非法捕猎和气候变化。
所以,这些照片最好的打开方式,可能是笑完以后多问一句:这只松鼠、这头驼鹿、这两头大象,它们的家还好吗?
最终的获奖名单会在十二月八号揭晓,现在伦敦有两个展览正在展出入围作品。
最后问你一个问题:你觉得"可爱"和"好笑",真的能让人更愿意保护野生动物吗?
English transcript reference

In Santa Cruz, California, a squirrel is hurling itself at a great horned owl in an almost suicidal pose.

Bear in mind, the great horned owl is one of North America's fiercest owls, and squirrels are already on its menu.

But in this photo, predator and prey seem to have suddenly swapped places, and the owl's face, written all over with 'are you serious?', becomes the whole joke.

This shot, 'Are You Kidding Me?', is one of the finalists in the 2026 Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards.

The bar for entry is clear: it has to be real wildlife, and it has to make people laugh.

This year it received more than 10,000 entries from 112 countries, the most in the contest's history.

The 56 shortlisted entries include 40 single images, 3 works by under-16s, 4 portfolios and 9 videos.

Since this is a podcast, we can only 'see' with words, but luckily each of these photos is a little story in itself.

Hanover, Germany: a red squirrel stuffs a whole mouthful of grass into its cheeks, its head bulging to nearly twice the size; the photographer named it 'Little Godzilla.'

Maligne Lake, Alberta, Canada: a series of three—a moose first has a runny nose, then lets out a giant sneeze, and finally breaks into a satisfied grin, exactly how everyone looks after a sneeze.

Amboseli National Park, Kenya: an adult elephant gives a youngster an over-vigorous 'dust bath,' titled 'Lessons.'

Quick science note: elephants throwing dust on themselves is serious business—dust protects against sun and insects and helps them cool down—it's just that this time the force left the young elephant looking rather aggrieved.

There's also a South African photographer under 16 who captured a sunbird with a petal stuck to its beak, as if playing dress-up.

Why has this contest kept growing?

On one hand, it hits the rhythm of social media: a funny animal photo spreads far faster than a serious conservation report.

On the other hand, there's a very clear purpose behind it.

One of the co-founders is photographer Tom Sullam; the contest has always partnered with wildlife conservation groups, and this year's partner is Britain's Born Free Foundation.

Their logic: first make you laugh, then make you care.

Sullam says the contest has grown far bigger than they ever imagined.

Of course, some people have reservations about this kind of anthropomorphism.

Making animals look like people does bring us closer, but it may also make us remember only their cute side and ignore the real situation they face, like shrinking habitats, poaching and climate change.

So the best way to enjoy these photos may be to ask one more question after laughing: this squirrel, this moose, these two elephants—are their homes okay?

The final winners will be revealed on December 8th, and two exhibitions in London are showing the finalists now.

One last question: do you think 'cute' and 'funny' really make people more willing to protect wildlife?

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What vocabulary does this episode teach?

词汇
tūránsuddenly

HSK 3. 位置好像突然对调了.

míngquèclear; explicit

HSK 5. 门槛很明确.

mùdìpurpose

HSK 4. 一个很清楚的目的.

chuánbōto spread

HSK 5. 传播速度.

yánsùserious

HSK 5. 一篇严肃的保护报告.

jùlídistance

HSK 4. 拉近距离.

hūlüèto overlook

HSK 5/6. 忽略它们面对的真实处境.

bǎohùto protect

HSK 4. 保护野生动物.

dàdiāoxiāogreat horned owl

北美最凶猛的猫头鹰之一.

bǔshízhěpredator

猎物和捕食者.

lièwùprey

猎物和捕食者的位置.

rùwéito be shortlisted

入围作品之一.

nǐrénhuàanthropomorphism

对这种拟人化有保留意见.

qīxīdìhabitat

栖息地缩小.

fēifǎ bǔlièpoaching

非法捕猎和气候变化.

liánhé chuàngshǐrénco-founder

比赛的联合创始人之一.

* beyond level超纲词

What grammar patterns appear in this episode?

语法

要知道,……

Bear in mind….

要知道,大雕鸮是北美最凶猛的猫头鹰之一

一方面……,另一方面……

On one hand…, on the other….

一方面,它踩中了社交媒体的节奏

另一方面,它背后有一个很清楚的目的。

先……,再……

First…, then….

他们的逻辑是:先让你笑,再让你在意。

对……有保留意见

Have reservations about….

当然,也有人对这种"拟人化"有保留意见。

确实……,但也可能……

Indeed…, but it may also….

把动物拍得像人,确实能拉近距离,但也可能让我们只记住它们可爱的一面

远远超过……

Far exceeds….

一张好笑的动物照片,传播速度远远超过一篇严肃的保护报告。

Proper nouns

专有名词
加州JiāzhōuCalifornia圣克鲁兹ShèngkèlǔzīSanta Cruz尼康NíkāngNikon汉诺威HànnuòwēiHanover哥斯拉GēsīlāGodzilla艾伯塔ÀibótǎAlberta马林湖Mǎlín HúMaligne Lake肯尼亚KěnníyàKenya安博塞利国家公园Ānbósàilì Guójiā GōngyuánAmboseli National Park南非NánfēiSouth Africa汤姆·苏勒姆Tāngmǔ SūlèmǔTom Sullam天生自由基金会Tiānshēng Zìyóu JījīnhuìBorn Free Foundation伦敦LúndūnLondon

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