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SBTI:当年轻人决定不再认真做性格测试

SBTI Personality Test Hits 40M Searches

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Bilibili creator Zhurouerchuaner's SBTI parody mocks MBTI — Chinese youth stop taking personality tests seriously. HSK 3 Chinese listening practice.

This is an HSK 3-4 Chinese listening episode that runs about 7 minutes. The full Mandarin script is shown with tap-for-pinyin and a line-by-line English translation, so you can listen and read at once — comprehensible input in the sense of Stephen Krashen's i+1 theory. It teaches 11 key vocabulary words such as 世界、结果、原因 and walks through 4 grammar patterns, each explained in English with examples. The same news story is retold at 4 difficulty levels — use the level selector above to find the version that is challenging but still understandable for you.

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说到中国互联网这几天最火的东西,不是新闻也不是电影。
是一个性格测试。
但不是你想的那种正经测试。
是一个搞笑的。
恶搞的。
故意不正经的测试。
它叫SBTI。
如果你在中国的社交媒体上。
这几天你一定看到过这四个字母。
朋友圈在刷。
微博在刷。
小红书在刷。
抖音在刷。
所有人都在说"我是什么SBTI类型"。
我们先来说一下这个东西到底是什么。
SBTI全名叫"Silly Big Personality Test"。
翻译过来是"傻乎乎的大人格测试"。
它是模仿MBTI做的。
MBTI你肯定知道。
就是那个给你四个字母的性格测试。
INTJ是"建筑师"。
ENFP是"竞选者"。
在中国MBTI不只是一个心理学工具。
它已经成了一种社交语言。
你认识新朋友的时候问"你是I人还是E人"。
比问"你叫什么名字"还自然。
找工作的时候很多公司会要你的MBTI类型。
相亲的时候也要看你的MBTI。
甚至有人会因为对方是什么MBTI而决定要不要继续约会。
在这个背景下。
SBTI出现了。
它说:MBTI已经过时了。
SBTI来了。
但它不是真的想取代MBTI。
它是在开MBTI的玩笑。
SBTI是谁做的?
是一个B站UP主。
网名叫"蛀肉儿串儿"。
他做这个测试的起因很搞笑。
他想劝一个朋友戒酒。
所以做了一个性格测试来骗那个朋友做。
里面藏了一个"酒鬼"的结果。
然后他觉得这个东西挺好玩。
就在四月九号发了一个视频。
标题是"我做了个盗版SBTI测试,且骗人来测。
然后一天之内。
视频播放量超过两百万。
微信搜索指数达到四千多万。
全网讨论量超过两千万。
测试网站直接崩了。
因为涌入的人太多服务器扛不住。
然后出现了一堆镜像网站。
甚至出现了英文版。
这个传播速度在中国互联网上都算非常罕见的。
那这个测试到底有什么不一样?
MBTI的问题是那种"你更喜欢独处还是社交"。
SBTI的问题是"你上厕所三十多分钟还没出来怎么办"。
MBTI的结果是"你是一个有远见的领导者"。
SBTI的结果是"你是一个死者"。
死者的意思是。
手机上九十九条未读消息不回。
装死。
到了截止日期才说一声"收到"。
还有一种叫"吗喽"。
吗喽在中文互联网上指"打工人"。
就是那种觉得世界很糟糕。
但是每天早上七点还是会爬起来上班的人。
明明很丧但是不放弃。
还有"尤物"。
就是觉得自己很好看的那种。
一共二十七种类型。
每种都是一个网络梗。
SBTI的测试一共有三十一道题。
做完大概只要一分钟。
题目是那种故意很荒谬的。
有一道题直接说"这个问题没有题目请随便选"。
还有一道题问"大多数人是善良的"。
选项里有一个是"其实这世上坏心比痔疮还多"。
你看就是这种风格。
不是帮你了解自己。
是让你笑出来。
做完以后大家做什么?
截图。
发朋友圈。
"我是吗喽你呢?
然后朋友回:"我也是吗喽哈哈哈"。
就是这样传开的。
一个纯粹的社交货币。
你不需要相信它。
你只需要分享它。
但是SBTI也不是完全没有争议。
有人指出有些题目设计得不太合适。
比如有一道关于小孩给你棒棒糖的题。
有人觉得有歧义。
还有人说你做两次结果可能不一样。
说明这个测试的"结果"是随机的。
创作者自己也承认了。
他说:"我没有平衡好娱乐和专业。
后来这个视频在B站被删了。
微博和小红书上的相关话题也被限制了。
具体原因不清楚。
可能是因为传播速度太快。
也可能是因为部分内容被认为不合适。
但是删了也没用。
SBTI已经活在了所有人的截图和聊天记录里。
为什么SBTI这么火?
我觉得有两个原因。
第一是中国年轻人对MBTI已经审美疲劳了。
MBTI从好玩变成了一种社交压力。
你"必须"知道自己是什么类型。
你"应该"表现得像你的类型。
MBTI变成了另一种标签。
另一种要求你"做正确的人"的工具。
SBTI出现了。
它说:不用了。
你就是一个吗喽。
接受它。
第二是中国年轻人的心态变了。
在内卷的压力下。
他们不想再"自我提升"了。
他们想自嘲。
想笑一笑。
想跟朋友一起说"我们都是打工人"。
SBTI完美地捕捉到了这种情绪。
它不给你希望。
不告诉你"你是一个有潜力的领导者"。
它说"你就是一个装死的人"。
然后你笑了。
因为你知道那是真的。
这就是SBTI。
一个一分钟的测试。
零心理学依据。
但是比MBTI更真实。
因为它不假装了解你。
它只是让你笑一下。
然后继续当你的吗喽。
English transcript reference

Speaking of the hottest thing on the Chinese internet these days, it's not news or movies.

It's a personality test.

But not the kind of serious test you're thinking of.

It's a funny one.

A parody.

An intentionally not-serious test.

It's called SBTI.

If you're on Chinese social media.

You've definitely seen these four letters in the past few days.

WeChat Moments is flooded.

Weibo is flooded.

Xiaohongshu is flooded.

Douyin is flooded.

Everyone is saying "what's my SBTI type."

Let's first explain what this thing actually is.

SBTI's full name is "Silly Big Personality Test."

Translated it means "silly big personality test."

It's made by imitating MBTI.

You definitely know MBTI.

It's that personality test that gives you four letters.

INTJ is "The Architect."

ENFP is "The Campaigner."

In China MBTI is not just a psychology tool.

It has become a social language.

When you meet a new friend you ask "are you an I person or E person."

That's even more natural than asking "what's your name."

When looking for a job many companies want your MBTI type.

When going on blind dates they also check your MBTI.

Some people even decide whether to keep dating based on the other person's MBTI.

Against this backdrop.

SBTI appeared.

It says: MBTI is outdated.

SBTI is here.

But it's not really trying to replace MBTI.

It's making fun of MBTI.

Who made SBTI?

A Bilibili content creator.

Online name "Zhurouerchuaner."

The reason he made this test is hilarious.

He wanted to convince a friend to quit drinking.

So he made a personality test to trick that friend into taking it.

Inside he hid a "drunkard" result.

Then he thought this thing was pretty fun.

So on April 9th he posted a video.

The title was "I made a bootleg SBTI test and tricked people into taking it."

Then within one day.

The video got over 2 million views.

WeChat search index reached over 40 million.

Discussions across the internet exceeded 20 million.

The test website straight-up crashed.

Because too many people flooded in and the server couldn't take it.

Then a bunch of mirror sites appeared.

English versions even appeared.

This spread speed is extremely rare even on the Chinese internet.

So what's actually different about this test?

MBTI's questions are like "do you prefer being alone or socializing."

SBTI's questions are "you've been on the toilet for 30 minutes what do you do."

MBTI's results are "you are a visionary leader."

SBTI's results are "you are a Dead Person."

Dead Person means.

99 unread messages on your phone and you don't reply.

Playing dead.

Only saying "received" when the deadline arrives.

There's also one called "Mahou."

Mahou on the Chinese internet means "working person."

The kind who thinks the world is terrible.

But still drags themselves out of bed at 7 AM every morning to go to work.

Clearly depressed but doesn't give up.

There's also "Hottie."

The kind who thinks they look really good.

27 types in total.

Each one is an internet meme.

The SBTI test has 31 questions total.

Takes about one minute to finish.

The questions are intentionally absurd.

One question straight-up says "this question has no topic please choose randomly."

Another asks "most people are kind."

One of the options is "actually there are more evil hearts in this world than hemorrhoids."

See that's the style.

Not helping you understand yourself.

Making you laugh out loud.

After finishing, what does everyone do?

Screenshot.

Post to WeChat Moments.

"I'm a Mahou, what about you?"

Then a friend replies: "I'm also a Mahou hahaha."

That's how it spread.

A pure social currency.

You don't need to believe it.

You just need to share it.

But SBTI isn't completely without controversy.

Some people pointed out certain questions weren't designed well.

For example there's a question about a child giving you a lollipop.

Some people felt it was ambiguous.

Others said if you take it twice you might get different results.

Meaning the test's "results" are random.

The creator himself acknowledged this.

He said: "I didn't balance entertainment and professionalism well."

Later this video was deleted from Bilibili.

Related topics on Weibo and Xiaohongshu were also restricted.

The specific reason is unclear.

Maybe because it spread too fast.

Or maybe because some content was considered inappropriate.

But deleting it was useless.

SBTI already lives in everyone's screenshots and chat histories.

Why is SBTI so popular?

I think there are two reasons.

First, Chinese young people have developed fatigue toward MBTI.

MBTI went from being fun to being social pressure.

You "must" know what type you are.

You "should" behave like your type.

MBTI became another label.

Another tool demanding you "be the right person."

SBTI appeared.

It says: no need.

You're just a Mahou.

Accept it.

Second, the mentality of Chinese young people has changed.

Under the pressure of involution.

They don't want to "self-improve" anymore.

They want to make fun of themselves.

Want to laugh a little.

Want to tell friends "we're all just working stiffs."

SBTI perfectly captured this emotion.

It doesn't give you hope.

Doesn't tell you "you're a leader with potential."

It says "you're just a person who plays dead."

Then you laughed.

Because you know it's true.

This is SBTI.

A one-minute test.

Zero psychological basis.

But more real than MBTI.

Because it doesn't pretend to understand you.

It just makes you laugh.

Then you go back to being your Mahou self.

Listen again

Try it without the transcript and notice what sounds clearer.

What vocabulary does this episode teach?

词汇
shìjièworld

HSK 1-3. world.

jiéguǒresult; outcome

HSK 1-3. result; outcome.

yuányīnreason; cause

HSK 1-3. reason; cause.

xiāoxinews; message

HSK 1-3. news; message.

yālìpressure

HSK 1-3. pressure.

tǎolùnto discuss

HSK 1-3. to discuss.

ègǎoparody; spoof

A deliberate humorous imitation.

shèjiāo yǔyánsocial language

A shared way of communicating in social settings.

xiāngqīnblind date

An arranged meeting between potential romantic partners.

diàoxìngtone; vibe

The overall mood or character of something.

shèjiāo huòbìsocial currency

Content that has value for sharing in social contexts.

* beyond level超纲词

What grammar patterns appear in this episode?

语法
不是...而是...↗

Not X but rather Y.

不是帮你了解自己,是让你笑出来。

甚至...↗

Even... (stronger than expected).

甚至有人会因为MBTI决定要不要继续约会。

比...还...↗

Even more than...

比问你叫什么名字还自然。

反而...↗

On the contrary; instead...

反而比一个告诉你你很棒的工具更有传播力。

Proper nouns

专有名词
SBTISBTISBTIMBTIMBTIMBTIB站B zhànBilibili蛀肉儿串儿ZhùròuerchuànerZhurouerchuaner (creator)微博WēibóWeibo小红书XiǎohóngshūXiaohongshu抖音DǒuyīnDouyin (Chinese TikTok)

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