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他们把几千条内裤埋进二十五个国家的土里:这项研究拿了今年的搞笑诺贝尔奖

Buried Underpants Reveal Soil Health in 25 Countries

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A team buried thousands of pairs of cotton underpants across 25 countries for two months, then dug them up to measure soil health — and won a 2026 Ig Nobel Prize, awarded in Zurich for the first time in 35 years. Chinese listening practice at four levels. HSK 1 Chinese listening practice.

This is an HSK 1 Chinese listening episode that runs about 3 minutes. The full Mandarin script is shown with tap-for-pinyin and a line-by-line English translation, so you can listen and read at once — comprehensible input in the sense of Stephen Krashen's i+1 theory. It teaches 12 key vocabulary words such as 衣服、想、知道 and walks through 3 grammar patterns, each explained in English with examples. The same news story is retold at 4 difficulty levels — use the level selector above to find the version that is challenging but still understandable for you.

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今天,我们说一个奖。
奖是什么?
你做了很好的事,人们给你一个东西。
这个东西,就是奖。
有的奖很大,很多人都知道。
今天说的这个奖,不太一样。
这个奖,给好笑的事。
你听了,会笑。
你笑了,你也会想。
先笑,再想。
这就是这个奖。
九月三号,有人给了十个这样的奖。
今天,我们说两个。
第一个奖,很好笑。
有几个科学家,做了一件事。
科学家,是天天想问题的人。
他们买了很多很多衣服。
这些衣服都很小。
他们把这些衣服,放到土里。
土是什么?
你看看地上。
菜在土里,水果也在土里。
他们在二十五个国家,都放了衣服。
放了两个月。
两个月,他们不看。
两个月,他们回去,把衣服拿出来。
他们为什么要这样做?
你听。
土里有很小很小的东西。
你看不见,可是这些小东西在土里。
这些小东西,会吃衣服。
土好,小东西就多。
小东西多,衣服很快就没有了。
土不好,小东西就少。
小东西少,衣服就还在土里。
所以,看衣服,就知道土好不好。
他们放一件衣服,两个月来看。
衣服没有了,土很好。
衣服还在,土不太好。
第二个奖,也很好笑。
有几个科学家,问了一个问题:
小孩子香不香?
大孩子香不香?
他们问了很多爸爸妈妈。
很多爸爸妈妈都说,小孩子很香。
那大孩子呢?
他们说,大孩子不香。
很多人听了都笑。
可是这也是科学。
他们问了很多人,也写了很多字。
这两个奖,都是一样的。
你先笑:这个也可以做?
你再想:这个也有用。
衣服放在土里,可以知道土好不好。
香不香,也可以问。
好笑的事,也可以是科学。
你想一想:什么事,你先笑,再想?
English transcript reference

Today we are talking about a prize.

What is a prize?

You do something good, and people give you something.

That thing is a prize.

Some prizes are big, and everybody knows them.

The prize we are talking about today is a little different.

This prize goes to things that are funny.

You hear about it, and you laugh.

You laugh, and then you think.

Laugh first, then think.

That is what this prize is.

On September the third, someone gave out ten prizes like this.

Today we will talk about two of them.

The first prize is very funny.

Some scientists did something.

A scientist is a person who thinks about questions all day.

They bought a lot and a lot of clothes.

The clothes were all small.

They put those clothes into the soil.

What is soil?

Look down at the ground.

Vegetables grow in soil, and fruit grows in soil.

In twenty-five countries, they put clothes in the ground.

They left them for two months.

For two months, they did not look.

After two months they went back, and took the clothes out.

Why did they do that?

Listen.

There are very, very small things living in soil.

You cannot see them, but they are in there.

Those small things eat the clothes.

If the soil is good, there are more of them.

More of them, and the clothes disappear fast.

If the soil is poor, there are fewer of them.

Fewer of them, and the clothes are still there.

So by looking at the clothes, you know if the soil is good.

They put one piece of clothing in, and come back in two months.

The clothes are gone: the soil is good.

The clothes are still there: the soil is not so good.

The second prize is funny too.

Some scientists asked a question:

Do small children smell nice?

Do big children smell nice?

They asked a lot of mothers and fathers.

A lot of them said small children smell lovely.

And big children?

They said big children do not.

A lot of people laughed when they heard it.

But this is science too.

They asked many people, and they wrote it all down.

These two prizes are the same kind of thing.

First you laugh: you can do that as research?

Then you think: that is actually useful.

Clothes in the soil can tell you if the soil is good.

Whether someone smells nice can be asked too.

Something funny can also be science.

Think about it: what made you laugh first, and think after?

Listen again

Try it without the transcript and notice what sounds clearer.

What vocabulary does this episode teach?

词汇
yīfuclothes

HSK 1. What went into the ground — the episode keeps it at 衣服 so the scene stays concrete.

xiǎngto think

HSK 1. Half of the prize's motto: 先笑,再想。

zhīdàoto know

HSK 1. The point of the whole experiment: 看衣服,就知道土好不好。

càivegetable

HSK 1. Used to make soil concrete without new words: 菜在土里,水果也在土里。

shuǐguǒfruit

HSK 1. The other half of that grounding line.

yuèmonth

HSK 1. The waiting period the experiment turns on: 放了两个月。

jiǎngprize, award

Taught with floor words in the opening: 你做了很好的事,人们给你一个东西。这个东西,就是奖。

xiàoto laugh

HSK 2. The first half of the motto, repeated all through: 先笑,再想。

kēxuéjiāscientist

Glossed in-band: 科学家,是天天想问题的人。

tǔsoil, earth

Taught by pointing at it: 你看看地上。菜在土里,水果也在土里。

xiāngfragrant, smells nice

The whole second prize is one question: 小孩子香不香?

guójiācountry

HSK 3, above the floor. The scale of the study: 他们在二十五个国家,都放了衣服。

* beyond level超纲词

What grammar patterns appear in this episode?

语法

先……,再……

First do one thing, then the other. It is the prize's entire motto, so this episode repeats it until it sticks.

先笑,再想。

你先笑:这个也可以做?

你想一想:什么事,你先笑,再想?

A 好,B 就多

Linked conditions — when A holds, B follows. The episode stacks four of these in a row to walk through the science one step at a time.

土好,小东西就多。

小东西多,衣服很快就没有了。

土不好,小东西就少。

把 + object + verb

Puts the object before the verb to focus on what happens to it. Very common with physically moving something.

他们把这些衣服,放到土里。

两个月,他们回去,把衣服拿出来。

Proper nouns

专有名词
搞笑诺贝尔奖Gǎoxiào Nuòbèi'ěr Jiǎngthe Ig Nobel Prize美国Měiguóthe United States

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