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Jason Kelce Is Asking Fans to Send Their Pee to AI Data Centers. What He Actually Wants to Talk About Is Water.

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Jason Kelce Is Asking Fans to Send Their Pee to AI Data Centers. What He Actually Wants to Talk About Is Water. HSK 1 Chinese listening practice.

This is an HSK 1 Chinese listening episode that runs about 1 minute. The full Mandarin script is shown with tap-for-pinyin and a line-by-line English translation, so you can listen and read at once — comprehensible input in the sense of Stephen Krashen's i+1 theory. It teaches 6 key vocabulary words such as 热、冷、水 and walks through 2 grammar patterns, each explained in English with examples. The same news story is retold at 4 difficulty levels — use the level selector above to find the version that is challenging but still understandable for you.

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你的电脑用久
AI 电脑很多很大
这些电脑工作所以
电脑就不能工作
怎么
用水
电脑下来
一天要用多少
很多很多
一个一天多少
不多
AI 电脑一天多少
很多很多太多
美国有一个人 Jason Kelce
很多认识
今年做了一个广告
广告大家
你们尿
我要这些尿 AI 电脑
大家笑了
不是真的不要真的
想说真的
AI 电脑一天很多很多
你想一想
今天喝了多少
AI 电脑
English transcript reference

Your computer, after you use it for a while, gets hot.

AI has a great many computers, and very big ones.

These computers work, so they get hot.

Too hot, and a computer cannot work.

So what do you do?

You use water.

Water is cold.

Water brings the computers back down cool.

How much water does that take in a day?

A lot. A great deal of water.

How much water does one person drink in a day?

Not much.

And AI's computers — how much water do they use in a day?

A great deal, far too much.

In America there is a man called Jason Kelce.

A lot of people know who he is.

This year, he made an advert.

In the advert, he says to everyone:

Please, give me your pee.

I want to give all this pee to AI's computers to use.

Everyone laughed.

This is not real. Do not actually do it.

But the thing he wants to say is real:

AI's computers drink a great deal of water every day.

Think about it:

How much water did you drink today?

And AI's computers?

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What vocabulary does this episode teach?

词汇
hot

The whole episode starts here: computers work, so they get 热.

lěngcold, to cool

The opposite of 热. Water is 冷, so it brings the computers back down.

shuǐwater

The real subject of the episode, under the joke.

to drink

People 喝水; the episode says the computers 喝水 too.

guǎnggàoadvertisement

A short film made to sell something. He made a 广告.

niàourine, to pee

The joke of the advert. It is about ninety-five percent water.

* beyond level超纲词

What grammar patterns appear in this episode?

语法

太……了

Too much of something — often with the sense that it is a problem.

太热了,电脑就不能工作。 — Too hot, and the computer cannot work.

太多了。 — That is too much.

让 + somebody/something + verb

To make or let something do something.

水让电脑冷下来。 — Water makes the computers cool down.

让我看看。 — Let me have a look.

Proper Nouns

专有名词
Jason KelceJason KelceJason Kelce, the retired American football player美国Měiguóthe United StatesAIAIartificial intelligence

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