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当中国电动车卷到了马桶:赛力斯的车载厕所专利

Seres Patents Toilet for Chinese EV

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Chongqing automaker Seres patents an in-car toilet — the new frontier of China's hyper-competitive EV feature race. HSK 3 Chinese listening practice.

This is an HSK 3-4 Chinese listening episode that runs about 6 minutes. The full Mandarin script is shown with tap-for-pinyin and a line-by-line English translation, so you can listen and read at once — comprehensible input in the sense of Stephen Krashen's i+1 theory. It teaches 12 key vocabulary words such as 世界、客厅、目的 and walks through 3 grammar patterns, each explained in English with examples. The same news story is retold at 4 difficulty levels — use the level selector above to find the version that is challenging but still understandable for you.

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说到中国电动车行业的内卷,这个新闻可能是今年最能说明问题的例子。
重庆的电动车品牌赛力斯申请了一个专利。
一个车载马桶。
声控的。
藏在乘客座椅下面。
你说一句话它就滑出来。
用完以后自动收回去。
这不是一个笑话。
这是一个正式的中国专利。
编号CN224104011U。
去年申请的。
这个月刚刚被批准。
我们来看看这个东西到底是怎么工作的。
马桶通过一个导轨系统安装在乘客座椅下方。
导轨就是滑动的轨道。
像一个抽屉一样。
平时完全藏在椅子底下。
从外面看你完全不知道那下面有一个马桶。
当你需要使用的时候。
系统支持语音控制。
你对车说一句话。
马桶就自动滑出来。
使用完以后。
它可以自动收回到座椅下面。
排泄物怎么处理呢?
马桶下面有一个可拆卸的储存箱。
储存箱里面有一个旋转加热装置。
这个装置的作用是把尿液蒸发掉。
把固体废物烘干。
这样可以减少臭味和体积。
另外还有一个排气管连接到车外。
通过排风扇把气味排出车外。
这样理论上车内不会臭。
但是最后。
那个储存箱还是需要你手动取出来。
手动清理。
手动倒掉。
嗯。
这个环节可能会劝退很多人。
赛力斯在专利文件里说。
这个设计是为了"满足用户在长途旅行、野外露营或车内过夜时的如厕需求"。
这话说的其实有道理。
中国太大了。
很多人开车出行。
从北京到上海要十个小时。
从重庆到拉萨要二十多个小时。
中间很多路段是没有厕所的。
特别是高速公路。
服务区之间有时候隔几十公里。
堵车的时候更惨。
你可能堵在路上两三个小时动不了。
想上厕所根本下不了车。
所以"在车里能上厕所"这个需求。
确实是真实存在的。
只是大部分人的解决方案是忍着。
或者找一个隐蔽的地方。
赛力斯的方案是给你一个马桶。
嗯。
直接。
粗暴。
但有效。
也许吧。
这个专利目前还只是一个概念。
有专利不等于会做成产品。
全世界每年有几百万件专利。
大部分最后什么都没变成。
赛力斯可能只是在保护一个想法。
也可能是在试探市场的反应。
从目前的反应来看。
全世界都在笑。
但笑完以后也有人在想。
这是不是有点道理?
这个新闻为什么重要?
不是因为马桶本身。
而是因为它反映了中国电动车行业的一种现象。
就是内卷。
内卷到了一种什么程度呢?
你的车有冰箱,我的车也有冰箱。
你的车有大屏幕,我的有更大的。
你的车可以躺平当床。
我的车有卡拉OK。
你的车能做饭。
我的车有马桶。
这就是中国电动车市场的现状。
产品本身的差异化已经不靠发动机和底盘了。
靠的是谁能想出更离谱的功能。
在欧洲和美国。
车还是车。
四个轮子一个方向盘。
到目的地就行。
在中国。
车已经不只是车了。
它是你的客厅。
你的卧室。
你的影院。
你的厨房。
现在可能还是你的厕所。
这到底是创新还是过度设计?
没有标准答案。
但至少赛力斯做到了一件事。
全世界都知道他们了。
靠一个马桶。
有时候最好的营销。
不是花几亿做广告。
是做一个让全世界都忍不住笑的东西。
然后让新闻帮你传播。
赛力斯的马桶可能永远不会出现在真正的车上。
但它已经出现在了全世界的新闻头条上。
这本身就是一种成功。
一种非常中国式的成功。
最后说一个有意思的背景。
赛力斯不是一个小公司。
它跟华为有很深的合作。
华为帮赛力斯做了鸿蒙车机系统。
就是那个让车的屏幕跟手机一样好用的东西。
所以赛力斯的车在技术上其实是很强的。
它不是一个靠搞笑出名的公司。
它的车卖得也不错。
这就是为什么这个马桶专利更有意思了。
一个技术上很认真的公司。
做了一个看起来很不认真的东西。
但也许正是因为它认真。
它才能把一个马桶设计得有排气管有加热装置有导轨系统。
连马桶都做得这么工程化。
这就是中国制造。
你笑完以后会发现。
它是认真的。
非常认真。
也许太认真了。
认真到把马桶都放进了车里。
这到底是进步还是过头了。
这个问题。
交给市场来回答吧。
如果有一天你真的在高速公路上堵了三个小时。
你可能会改变你的想法。
也许那时候你会说。
"要是车里有个马桶就好了。
那一刻。
赛力斯赢了。
用一个马桶赢了。
这可能是汽车历史上最便宜的一次胜利。
也是最搞笑的一次。
但它确实是一次胜利。
English transcript reference

Speaking of involution in China's electric car industry, this news might be the best example of the year.

Chongqing-based EV brand Seres applied for a patent.

An in-car toilet.

Voice-controlled.

Hidden under the passenger seat.

You say one sentence and it slides out.

After use it automatically retracts.

This is not a joke.

This is an official Chinese patent.

Number CN224104011U.

Applied for last year.

Just approved this month.

Let's see how this thing actually works.

The toilet is installed under the passenger seat on a rail system.

Rails are sliding tracks.

Like a drawer.

Normally it's completely hidden under the chair.

From outside you'd have no idea there's a toilet underneath.

When you need to use it.

The system supports voice control.

You say one sentence to the car.

The toilet automatically slides out.

After use.

It can automatically retract back under the seat.

How is waste processed?

Under the toilet is a removable storage tank.

Inside the tank is a rotating heating device.

This device's function is to evaporate urine.

And dry solid waste.

This reduces odor and volume.

Additionally there's an exhaust pipe connected to the outside.

Through an exhaust fan, smells are vented outside the car.

So theoretically the car interior won't smell.

But in the end.

That storage tank still needs you to manually remove it.

Manually clean it.

Manually empty it.

Hmm.

This step might turn off a lot of people.

Seres stated in the patent filing.

This design is meant to "satisfy users' toilet needs during long trips, outdoor camping, or overnight car stays."

This statement actually makes sense when you read it alone.

China's territory is very large.

Long-distance car travel is very common.

Beijing to Shanghai is about 1,200 kilometers, roughly ten to twelve hours by car.

Chongqing to Lhasa is over 2,000 kilometers.

Highway rest stops are sometimes 60-70 kilometers apart.

During traffic jams you might be unable to move for two or three hours.

Camping culture in China has also been growing rapidly in recent years.

Many people drive SUVs or MPVs to camp outdoors overnight.

In these scenarios.

"Being able to use a toilet in the car" is a real need.

Most people's solution is to hold it.

Or find a roadside bush.

Seres's answer is engineering-based: install one in the car.

This patent is currently just a concept.

Having a patent doesn't mean it'll become a product.

Millions of patents are filed worldwide every year.

Most of them never become anything.

Seres might just be protecting an idea.

Or maybe testing market reaction.

From the current reaction.

The whole world is laughing.

But after laughing, some people are also thinking.

Does this actually make a little sense?

Why does this news matter?

Not because of the toilet itself.

But because it reflects a phenomenon in China's EV industry.

That is: involution.

How extreme has involution gotten?

Your car has a fridge, my car has a fridge too.

Your car has a big screen, mine has an even bigger one.

Your car can lie flat as a bed.

My car has karaoke.

Your car can cook.

My car has a toilet.

This is the current state of China's EV market.

Product differentiation no longer relies on engines and chassis.

It relies on who can think of the most outrageous feature.

In Europe and America.

A car is still a car.

Four wheels and a steering wheel.

Get to the destination and that's enough.

In China.

A car is no longer just a car.

It's your living room.

Your bedroom.

Your theater.

Your kitchen.

And now maybe your bathroom too.

Is this innovation or over-engineering?

There's no standard answer.

But at least Seres accomplished one thing.

The whole world knows who they are now.

Because of a toilet.

Sometimes the best marketing.

Isn't spending hundreds of millions on ads.

It's making something that makes the whole world laugh.

Then letting the news spread it for you.

Seres's toilet may never appear in a real car.

But it has already appeared in news headlines worldwide.

That itself is a kind of success.

A very Chinese kind of success.

Finally, an interesting piece of background.

Seres isn't a small company.

It has a deep collaboration with Huawei.

Huawei helped Seres build the HarmonyOS car system.

That's the thing that makes the car screen work as well as a phone.

So Seres's cars are actually technically very strong.

It's not a company known for being funny.

Its cars sell quite well too.

That's why this toilet patent is even more interesting.

A technically serious company.

Made something that looks very unserious.

But maybe precisely because they're serious.

They could design a toilet with exhaust pipes, heating elements, and rail systems.

Even the toilet is engineered this thoroughly.

This is Chinese manufacturing.

That's why this toilet patent is even more interesting.

A technically serious company.

Made something that looks very unserious.

But maybe precisely because they're serious.

They could design a toilet with exhaust pipes, heating elements, and rail systems.

Even the toilet is engineered this thoroughly.

This is Chinese manufacturing.

After you stop laughing you'll notice.

They're serious.

Very serious.

Maybe too serious.

Serious enough to put a toilet in a car.

Is this progress or going too far.

This question.

Let the market answer it.

If one day you're really stuck on the highway for three hours.

You might change your mind.

Maybe then you'll say.

"If only there was a toilet in the car."

At that moment.

Seres wins.

With a toilet they win.

This might be the cheapest victory in automotive history.

And the funniest one too.

But it's definitely a victory.

Listen again

Try it without the transcript and notice what sounds clearer.

What vocabulary does this episode teach?

词汇
shìjièworld

HSK 1-3. world.

kètīngliving room

HSK 1-3. living room.

mùdìpurpose / aim

HSK 1-3. purpose / aim.

jìshùtechnology / technique

HSK 1-3. technology / technique.

guǎnggàoadvertisement

HSK 1-3. advertisement.

dàoliprinciple / sense / reason

HSK 1-3. principle / sense / reason.

mǎtǒngtoilet

The fixture you sit on in the bathroom.

zhuānlìpatent

Legal protection for an invention or idea.

shēngkòngvoice-controlled

Operated by speaking commands.

dǎoguǐguide rail

A track that lets something slide in and out.

páiqìexhaust; ventilation

Pushing air or smells out of a space.

zhēngfāto evaporate

When liquid turns into gas and disappears.

* beyond level超纲词

What grammar patterns appear in this episode?

语法
就是...↗

It means... Used for defining terms.

公司就是很多人一起工作的地方。

电的车就是不用油的车。

像...一样↗

Like; similar to...

像你拉一个抽屉一样。

越来越...↗

More and more...

中国的车越来越不像车了。

Proper nouns

专有名词
赛力斯SàilìsīSeres (Chinese EV brand)重庆ChóngqìngChongqing (Chinese city)华为HuáwéiHuawei比亚迪BǐyàdíBYD (Chinese EV company)鸿蒙HóngméngHarmonyOS (Huawei operating system)

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