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佛罗里达男子把鳄鱼绑在车顶上开了一路

Florida Man Straps Live Alligator to Car Roof

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Two men in Florida tied a live alligator to the roof of their car and drove on the highway near Melbourne, Florida. HSK 2 Chinese listening practice.

This is an HSK 2 Chinese listening episode that runs about 6 minutes. The full Mandarin script is shown with tap-for-pinyin and a line-by-line English translation, so you can listen and read at once — comprehensible input in the sense of Stephen Krashen's i+1 theory. It teaches 12 key vocabulary words such as 有意思、意思、事情 and walks through 3 grammar patterns, each explained in English with examples. The same news story is retold at 4 difficulty levels — use the level selector above to find the version that is challenging but still understandable for you.

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说到佛罗里达发生的奇怪事情,这个可能是今年最搞笑的。
两个游客在佛罗里达把一条死鳄鱼绑在了车顶上。
然后开着车穿过了好几个县。
最后被警察抓了。
我们来说说这个故事。
这两个人一个叫Anthony Buhl。
五十六岁。
来自纽约。
另一个叫March Chadwick。
五十七岁。
来自田纳西。
他们在佛罗里达旅游。
某天他们开车的时候看到路上有一条死鳄鱼。
可能是被车撞死的。
这种事情在佛罗里达很常见。
佛罗里达有大约一百三十万条鳄鱼。
一百三十万。
比有些国家的人口都多。
它们到处都是。
在湖里。
在河里。
在你家后院。
在停车场。
有时候甚至在高尔夫球场。
所以看到一条死鳄鱼在路上不算奇怪。
但是这两个人决定把它带走。
他们说想把鳄鱼做成标本。
标本就是把死的动物处理以后保存起来。
让它看起来跟活的一样。
然后放在家里当装饰。
有些人喜欢收集动物标本。
但是在佛罗里达你不能随便拿鳄鱼。
不管是活的还是死的。
鳄鱼在佛罗里达是受保护的。
拿了就是犯法。
这两个人可能不知道这个规定。
也可能知道但是不在乎。
他们把鳄鱼搬到了车顶上。
然后用绳子绑好。
一条大鳄鱼就这样绑在了车顶上。
然后他们开始上路了。
有人最先在迪士尼乐园附近看到了这辆车。
是的。
在迪士尼乐园附近。
就是你去看米老鼠的那个地方。
想象一下。
一辆车。
车顶上绑着一条大鳄鱼。
经过迪士尼。
太超现实了。
有人报了警。
但是这两个人继续开。
后来有人告诉他们这是犯法的。
他们怎么做的?
他们没有把鳄鱼扔掉。
他们拿了一块白布把鳄鱼盖起来了。
就好像只要看不到就没事了。
但是一条鳄鱼的轮廓。
就算盖了布。
谁都看得出来那不是一个行李箱。
警察通过车牌识别系统跟踪了这辆车。
最后在Melbourne市拦住了他们。
Melbourne是佛罗里达东海岸的一个城市。
不是澳大利亚的那个。
两个人承认他们知道拿鳄鱼是违法的。
但他们还是做了。
两个人都被逮捕了。
被控非法猎杀、持有或捕获鳄鱼。
这在佛罗里达是重罪。
每人交了五千美元的保释金。
四月二十八号要上法庭。
这个故事在美国引起了很多笑声。
因为它太典型了。
在美国有一种新闻叫"Florida Man"新闻。
就是佛罗里达人做了一些非常离谱的事。
这种新闻经常上热搜。
比如"佛罗里达男子用鳄鱼打破窗户"。
比如"佛罗里达男子骑鳄鱼过马路"。
这种标题你会觉得是假的。
但在佛罗里达它们是真的。
不过这次有意思的是。
这两个人不是佛罗里达人。
他们是游客。
来自纽约和田纳西。
但是佛罗里达的气质还是感染了他们。
到了佛罗里达。
人就变了。
这大概就是这个州的魔力。
其实"佛罗里达男子"新闻这么多有一个真正的原因。
佛罗里达有一个法律叫"阳光法案"。
这个法律说所有的政府记录都要公开。
包括警察的逮捕记录。
任何人都可以看。
记者可以看。
普通人也可以看。
所以在佛罗里达。
每一个奇怪的逮捕都会被发现。
然后被报道。
但是在其他州呢?
一样有奇怪的事。
只是你看不到。
因为那些州的记录不公开。
所以不是佛罗里达人更疯狂。
是佛罗里达的法律让你看到了所有疯狂的事。
但是不管原因是什么。
这个故事让大家笑了。
有时候新闻不需要很严肃。
让人笑一笑也很好。
特别是在每天都是坏消息的时候。
一条车顶上的鳄鱼。
一块白色的布。
两个被抓的游客。
这就是今年最好笑的新闻之一了。
English transcript reference

Speaking of strange things that happen in Florida, this might be the funniest of the year.

Two tourists in Florida strapped a dead alligator to the roof of their car.

Then drove across several counties.

And finally got caught by the police.

Let's talk about this story.

These two men, one named Anthony Buhl.

Fifty-six years old.

From New York.

The other named March Chadwick.

Fifty-seven years old.

From Tennessee.

They were vacationing in Florida.

One day while driving they saw a dead alligator on the road.

Probably hit by a car.

This kind of thing is very common in Florida.

Florida has about 1.3 million alligators.

1.3 million.

That's more than some countries' populations.

They're everywhere.

In lakes.

In rivers.

In your backyard.

In parking lots.

Sometimes even on golf courses.

So seeing a dead alligator on the road isn't strange.

But these two men decided to take it.

They said they wanted to turn the alligator into a specimen.

A specimen is when you preserve a dead animal.

Make it look like it's alive.

Then display it at home as decoration.

Some people like collecting animal specimens.

But in Florida you can't just take alligators.

Whether alive or dead.

Alligators in Florida are protected by law.

Taking one is a crime.

These two men might not have known this rule.

Or they knew but didn't care.

They loaded the alligator onto the car roof.

Then tied it down with rope.

A big alligator just like that, strapped to the roof.

Then they hit the road.

Someone first spotted this vehicle near Disney World.

Yes.

Near Disney World.

The place where you go to see Mickey Mouse.

Imagine that.

A car.

With a big alligator strapped to the roof.

Passing by Disney.

Too surreal.

Someone reported it to police.

But these two kept driving.

Later someone told them this was illegal.

What did they do?

They didn't throw the alligator away.

They took out a white sheet and covered the alligator up.

As if not seeing it means it's not there.

But the outline of an alligator.

Even covered with a sheet.

Everyone can tell it's not a suitcase.

Police tracked the car through license plate recognition.

Finally stopped them in Melbourne.

Melbourne is a city on Florida's east coast.

Not the one in Australia.

Both men admitted they knew taking an alligator was illegal.

But they did it anyway.

Both were arrested.

Charged with illegal killing, possession, or capture of alligators.

This is a felony in Florida.

Each posted five thousand dollars bail.

Court date is April 28th.

This story caused a lot of laughter in America.

Because it's so typical.

In America there's a type of news called "Florida Man" news.

When someone in Florida does something completely outrageous.

This kind of news often trends.

Like "Florida man uses alligator to break window."

Like "Florida man rides alligator across the road."

These headlines seem fake.

But in Florida they're real.

But what's interesting this time.

These two men are not from Florida.

They're tourists.

From New York and Tennessee.

But Florida's energy still got to them.

When you go to Florida.

People change.

That's probably the magic of this state.

Actually there's a real reason why "Florida Man" news is so common.

Florida has a law called the "Sunshine Law."

This law says all government records must be public.

Including police arrest records.

Anyone can see them.

Reporters can see them.

Ordinary people can too.

So in Florida.

Every strange arrest gets discovered.

Then gets reported.

But in other states?

Same strange things happen.

You just can't see them.

Because those states' records aren't public.

So it's not that Florida people are crazier.

It's that Florida's law lets you see all the crazy things.

But regardless of the reason.

This story made everyone laugh.

Sometimes news doesn't need to be serious.

Making people laugh is good too.

Especially when every day is bad news.

One alligator on a car roof.

One white sheet.

Two arrested tourists.

This is one of the funniest news stories of the year.

Listen again

Try it without the transcript and notice what sounds clearer.

What vocabulary does this episode teach?

词汇
yǒu yìsiinteresting

HSK 1-2. interesting.

yìsimeaning / interest

HSK 1-2. meaning / interest.

shìqingmatter/thing

HSK 1-2. matter/thing.

xīnwénnews

HSK 1-2. news.

dìfangplace

HSK 1-2. place.

gàosuto tell

HSK 1-2. to tell.

èyúalligator; crocodile

A large reptile with big jaws living in water.

FóluólǐdáFlorida

A US state known for heat, tourism, and bizarre news.

chē dǐngcar roof

The top surface of a car.

biāoběnspecimen; taxidermy

A preserved dead animal made to look alive.

fàn fǎto break the law

To do something illegal.

shòu bǎohùprotected

Legally guarded from harm.

* beyond level超纲词

What grammar patterns appear in this episode?

语法
不管...都...↗

Regardless of...

不管是活的还是死的。

好像...↗

As if...

好像看不见就不存在了。

就算...也...↗

Even if... still...

就算盖了布大家还是知道那是一条鳄鱼。

Proper nouns

专有名词
佛罗里达FóluólǐdáFloridaAnthony BuhlAnthony BuhlAnthony Buhl (suspect from NY)March ChadwickMarch ChadwickMarch Chadwick (suspect from TN)迪士尼DíshìníDisney WorldMelbourneMelbourneMelbourne, Florida奥兰多ÀolándōOrlando

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