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英国国王来美国了

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A simple story about King Charles III visiting the US to meet Trump for America's 250th anniversary. HSK 1 Chinese listening practice.

This is an HSK 1 Chinese listening episode that runs about 14 minutes. The full Mandarin script is shown with tap-for-pinyin and a line-by-line English translation, so you can listen and read at once — comprehensible input in the sense of Stephen Krashen's i+1 theory. It teaches 18 key vocabulary words such as 国王、国家、美国 and walks through 6 grammar patterns, each explained in English with examples. The same news story is retold at 4 difficulty levels — use the level selector above to find the version that is challenging but still understandable for you.

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说到一个有意思的故事。
今天我们来说英国的国王。
他的名字叫查尔斯。
他是查尔斯三世。
就是说,以前还有两个国王,也叫查尔斯。
他是第三个。
查尔斯是英国的国王。
英国是一个国家。
英国不是中国。
英国也不是美国。
英国是一个别的地方。
英国不大。
但是英国有国王。
中国没有国王。
美国也没有国王。
查尔斯今年七十多岁。
他不年轻了。
他还有一个妻子。
妻子叫卡米拉。
卡米拉是王后。
王后就是国王的妻子。
查尔斯和卡米拉一起来美国了。
他们四月二十七号到美国的。
今天是四月三十号。
他们在美国,已经三天了。
他们要在美国住四天。
明天就要回家。
他们为什么来美国?
我来告诉你。
因为今年是美国的生日。
你也许会问:国家也有生日吗?
是的,有。
就是这个国家开始的那一天。
美国二百五十年前开始。
今年正好是二百五十年。
所以是一个大生日。
英国的国王,来美国祝美国生日。
祝就是说好话,希望对方好。
但是这里有一个事。
这个事很有意思。
你听我慢慢说。
二百五十年前,美国不是一个国家。
那时候,没有美国这个名字。
那个地方,是英国的。
英国管那里。
英国国王说什么,那里的人就要听。
后来,那里的人不高兴了。
他们说:我们离英国很远。
英国不要管我们了。
我们要自己做一个新的国家。
英国说:不行。
你们不可以走。
所以他们打了起来。
打就是不好的事。
是两个人,或者两个国家,互相伤害。
英国和美国打了好多年。
最后,美国赢了。
英国输了。
那一年,是美国的第一年。
所以美国今年二百五十岁。
那时候的英国国王,叫乔治。
他是乔治三世。
你看,乔治三世,查尔斯三世。
他们都是国王。
他们是一家人。
不是爸爸和儿子。
是很久以前的家里人。
英国的国王,从乔治三世开始。
一个一个,到现在的查尔斯三世。
所以你看:
二百五十年前,乔治三世输给美国。
二百五十年后,查尔斯三世来美国。
来说:你生日快乐!
是不是有意思?
而且事情还没完。
打了输了,过了一些年。
英国又来打美国。
这次更厉害。
英国到了美国的首都。
首都叫华盛顿。
是美国总统住的地方。
英国的兵到了华盛顿。
他们做了一件大事。
他们把一个大房子烧了。
这个房子叫白宫。
白宫是美国总统住的地方。
也是工作的地方。
是一个白色的大房子。
所以叫白宫。
英国的兵把白宫烧了。
真的烧了。
这是二百多年前的事。
现在的白宫,不是那个老白宫。
老的没有了。
现在的,是后来重新做的。
好,知道了这些,我们再回到现在。
现在是二零二六年。
查尔斯三世来美国了。
他来到了白宫。
就是那个老白宫的地方。
现在白宫的老板,是特朗普。
特朗普是美国的总统。
你听过特朗普吗?
他是一个有名的人。
特朗普请查尔斯吃饭。
是一个大饭。
有很多重要的人来。
吃饭的时候,大家一边吃,一边说话。
特朗普先说话。
他说:英国和美国是好朋友。
然后查尔斯说话。
查尔斯做了一件特别有意思的事。
他要说什么呢?
你听我说。
特朗普现在在白宫做新东西。
他要在白宫旁边做一个大房间。
是一个很大很大的开会的房间。
大家都知道这个事。
所以查尔斯笑了笑,说:
我看到你在做新房间。
我有一个对不起的事。
对不起,以前我们英国人,把你们的白宫烧了。
他说完,就笑了。
吃饭的人都笑起来了。
为什么大家都笑?
你想一想:
查尔斯是英国国王。
英国国王的家里人,二百年前烧了白宫。
现在的白宫是新的。
特朗普还在做新的房间。
所以查尔斯说:对不起,我们烧了你们的房子。
听起来很客气。
但是又很有意思。
特朗普听了,也大笑。
他没有不高兴。
查尔斯还说了一句话。
他说了一个英国人说过的话。
那个英国人叫王尔德。
王尔德很久以前的人,写过很多书。
查尔斯说:王尔德说过——
英国和美国,什么都一样。
就是说话不一样。
什么意思呢?
英国说英语。
美国也说英语。
两个国家,说同一个话。
但是听起来不一样。
所以王尔德说:什么都一样,就是话不一样。
大家又笑了。
查尔斯用一个笑话,做了一件大事。
什么大事?
他把以前的不好事情,变成大家一起笑的事。
他没有说:"你们以前对我们不好。
他没有说:"我们以前对你们不好。
他笑着说:对不起。
然后大家都笑。
事情就过去了。
吃饭的第二天,查尔斯去了一个新的地方。
他去了美国的国会。
国会是什么?
国会就是美国一些重要的人开会的地方。
他们在那里说话,做美国的法律。
法律就是大家都要听的规则。
英国国王去美国国会,是非常少的事。
查尔斯的妈妈,三十多年前去过一次。
他妈妈也是英国国王。
妈妈的名字叫伊丽莎白。
妈妈年纪大了,几年前走了。
所以现在查尔斯做国王。
查尔斯这一次去国会,是历史上第二次。
第二次有英国国王在美国国会说话。
查尔斯在国会说了二十五分钟。
他说了什么?
他说了几件重要的事。
我们一件一件说。
第一件事,他说:
现在世界很难。
有很多问题。
一个国家,自己想办法不行。
要大家一起。
要互相帮忙。
互相帮忙就是:你帮我,我帮你。
他对美国说:你不可以一个人。
你要和别的国家一起。
第二件事,他说了一个重要的话。
他说:一个国家要有规则。
做大事的人,要听规则。
不可以自己想做什么就做什么。
要有别的人看着。
看着就是:别的人也在那里。
你做不好,就有人说你。
这样,你就不会做不好的事。
你想一想:
英国国王,在美国国会,说这个。
英国是有国王的国家。
但是英国的国王,不能想干什么就干什么。
英国从很久以前,就有这个规则。
所以查尔斯告诉美国:你们也要这样。
第三件事,查尔斯说:
现在有一个国家叫乌克兰。
乌克兰被一个大国家打。
那个大国家叫俄罗斯。
俄罗斯比乌克兰大很多。
乌克兰一个国家,打不过。
所以乌克兰要别的国家帮忙。
查尔斯说:美国和英国,要一起帮乌克兰。
要一直帮。
不要不帮。
查尔斯说这个话的时候,国会的人都站了起来。
都拍手。
拍手就是用两只手做声音。
意思是:你说得对,我们听你的。
有意思的事是:很多美国人本来不想帮乌克兰。
他们觉得太花钱。
但是查尔斯一说,他们都站起来。
都拍手。
都说好。
所以这一次查尔斯来美国,做得真的很好。
他用很客气的方法,做了几件大事。
客气就是说话很好听,让人不生气。
他没有大声说话。
他没有和谁吵架。
他只是笑一笑。
他只是说几句话。
但是,他想说的事,都说到了。
而且,听他说话的人都同意他。
这就是聪明的人做事的方法。
最后,我们想一想。
这个故事告诉我们什么?
第一件事:
以前不好的事,可以过去。
英国和美国,二百五十年前打架。
英国还烧了美国的白宫。
但是现在,他们一起吃饭。
一起笑。
是好朋友。
所以你和朋友有不好的事,没关系。
后来,还可以做朋友。
不要一直生气。
第二件事:
说话不一定要大声。
小小的笑话,可以做大大的事。
客气的话,可能比生气的话更有用。
查尔斯没有大声。
他只是笑。
但是大家都听他的。
这是聪明的方法。
今天的故事说完了。
我们再说一次。
英国的国王查尔斯三世,来美国了。
他来祝美国二百五十岁生日。
他到白宫。
他和特朗普吃饭。
他笑着说:对不起,以前我们烧了你们的房子。
大家都笑了。
第二天,他去美国的国会。
他说了一些重要的事。
人都站起来拍手。
他用很客气的方法,做了大事。
这就是这个星期最有意思的故事。
好的,今天就到这里。
English transcript reference

Speaking of an interesting story — today we're talking about the King of England.

His name is Charles.

He is Charles III.

That is to say, there were two earlier kings also named Charles.

He's the third one.

Charles is the king of England.

England is a country.

England is not China.

England is not America either.

England is somewhere else.

England is not big.

But England has a king.

China has no king.

America has no king either.

Charles is over seventy years old this year.

He is no longer young.

He also has a wife.

His wife is named Camilla.

Camilla is the queen.

A "queen" is the king's wife.

Charles and Camilla came to America together.

They arrived on April 27th.

Today is April 30th.

They've been in America for three days now.

They will stay in America for four days.

Tomorrow they go home.

Why did they come to America?

Let me tell you.

Because this year is America's birthday.

You might ask: do countries have birthdays?

Yes, they do.

It's the day the country began.

America began two hundred and fifty years ago.

This year is exactly two hundred and fifty years.

So it's a big birthday.

The king of England came to wish America a happy birthday.

"To wish" means to say good things, hoping someone is well.

But there's something here.

Something interesting.

Listen to me slowly.

Two hundred and fifty years ago, America wasn't a country.

At that time, there was no country called America.

That place belonged to England.

England ruled it.

Whatever the English king said, the people there had to listen.

Later, the people there became unhappy.

They said: we are far from England.

England, don't rule us anymore.

We want to make our own new country.

England said: no.

You may not leave.

So they fought.

"Fighting" is a bad thing.

It's two people, or two countries, hurting each other.

England and America fought for many years.

In the end, America won.

England lost.

That year was America's first year.

So America is two hundred and fifty years old this year.

The king of England at that time was named George.

He was George III.

You see — George III, Charles III.

They were both kings.

They are family.

Not father and son.

They are family from very long ago.

The kings of England, starting from George III.

One after another, down to today's Charles III.

So you see:

Two hundred and fifty years ago, George III lost to America.

Two hundred and fifty years later, Charles III comes to America.

He comes and says: happy birthday!

Isn't that interesting?

And it doesn't end there.

Some years after losing the war,

England came to fight America again.

This time was even worse.

England got all the way to America's capital.

The capital is called Washington.

It's where the American president lives.

English soldiers reached Washington.

They did a big thing.

They burned down a big house.

This house is called the White House.

The White House is where the American president lives.

And where he works.

It's a big white house.

That's why it's called the White House.

The English soldiers burned the White House down.

They really did burn it.

This was over two hundred years ago.

The current White House is not the old one.

The old one is gone.

The current one was rebuilt later.

OK, knowing all this, let's come back to today.

Today is the year 2026.

Charles III came to America.

He came to the White House.

The very same place as the old White House.

The owner of the White House now is Trump.

Trump is the president of America.

Have you heard of Trump?

He's a famous person.

Trump invited Charles to dinner.

It was a big meal.

Many important people came.

While they ate, they also spoke.

Trump spoke first.

He said: England and America are good friends.

Then Charles spoke.

Charles did something especially interesting.

What was he going to say?

Listen to me.

Trump is now building something new at the White House.

He wants to build a big room next to the White House.

A big, big meeting room.

Everyone knows about this.

So Charles smiled and said:

I see you're building a new room.

I have something to apologize for.

I'm sorry that we English people, long ago, burned down your White House.

After he said this, he laughed.

The diners all laughed too.

Why did everyone laugh?

Think about it:

Charles is the English king.

The English king's family burned the White House two hundred years ago.

The current White House is new.

Trump is even building a new room.

So Charles said: sorry, we burned your house.

It sounds polite.

But it's also funny.

Trump heard this and laughed too.

He wasn't upset.

Charles also said one more thing.

He said something an English person had said.

That English person was named Wilde.

Wilde lived long ago and wrote many books.

Charles said: Wilde once said —

England and America are the same in everything.

Except they speak differently.

What does this mean?

England speaks English.

America also speaks English.

The two countries speak the same language.

But it sounds different.

So Wilde said: everything is the same, only the language is different.

Everyone laughed again.

Charles used a joke to do something big.

What big thing?

He turned a bad thing from the past into something everyone could laugh at together.

He did not say: "You weren't good to us before."

He did not say: "We weren't good to you before."

He smiled and said: I'm sorry.

Then everyone laughed.

The matter was over.

The day after the dinner, Charles went to a new place.

He went to the American Congress.

What is Congress?

Congress is the place where some important Americans meet.

They speak there, and make America's laws.

Laws are the rules everyone has to follow.

The English king going to American Congress is a very rare thing.

Charles's mother went there over thirty years ago.

His mother was also the English queen.

Her name was Elizabeth.

Mom got old, and died a few years ago.

So now Charles is the king.

Charles's visit was the second time in history.

The second time an English king has spoken in American Congress.

Charles spoke for twenty-five minutes in Congress.

What did he say?

He said several important things.

Let's go one by one.

The first thing, he said:

Right now, the world is hard.

There are many problems.

One country alone cannot solve them.

We have to do it together.

We have to help each other.

"Helping each other" means: you help me, I help you.

He told America: you can't do this alone.

You have to be with other countries.

The second thing, he said something important.

He said: a country needs rules.

People who do big things,

must follow the rules.

They cannot just do whatever they want.

There must be others watching.

"Watching" means: other people are also there.

If you do something bad, someone will tell you.

That way, you won't do bad things.

Think about it:

The English king, in the American Congress, saying this.

England is a country with a king.

But the English king cannot just do whatever he wants.

England has had this rule for a very long time.

So Charles told America: you should be like this too.

The third thing, Charles said:

Right now there is a country called Ukraine.

Ukraine is being attacked by a big country.

That big country is called Russia.

Russia is much bigger than Ukraine.

Ukraine alone cannot win.

So Ukraine needs other countries to help.

Charles said: America and England, must help Ukraine together.

We must keep helping.

We can't stop helping.

When Charles said this, all the people in Congress stood up.

They all clapped.

"Clapping" is making a sound with two hands.

It means: you are right, we'll listen to you.

What's interesting is: many Americans didn't want to help Ukraine.

They thought it cost too much money.

But once Charles spoke, they all stood up.

They all clapped.

They all said yes.

So this time, Charles did very well in America.

He used a very polite way to do several big things.

"Polite" means speaking very nicely, so no one gets upset.

He did not shout.

He did not argue with anyone.

He just smiled.

He just said a few words.

But the things he wanted to say, he said them all.

And the people listening all agreed with him.

This is how a smart person does things.

Finally, let's think about it.

What does this story tell us?

First:

Bad things from the past can pass.

England and America, two hundred and fifty years ago, were fighting.

England even burned America's White House.

But today, they have dinner together.

They laugh together.

They are good friends.

So if you have bad things with a friend, it's okay.

You can be friends again later.

Don't stay angry forever.

Second:

Speaking does not have to be loud.

A small joke can do big things.

Polite words can be more useful than angry words.

Charles wasn't loud.

He just smiled.

But everyone listened to him.

This is the smart way.

Today's story is finished.

Let's say it once more.

The English king Charles III, came to America.

He came to wish America a happy 250th birthday.

He went to the White House.

He had dinner with Trump.

He smiled and said: sorry, we burned your house.

Everyone laughed.

The next day, he went to American Congress.

He said some important things.

Everyone stood up and clapped.

He used a very polite way to do big things.

That's the most interesting story this week.

Okay, that's it for today.

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What vocabulary does this episode teach?

词汇
guówángking

国 (country) + 王 (king). 英国国王 = the king of England. Compare 王后 (queen, the king's wife) and 总统 (president).

guójiācountry; nation

HSK 2. 国 + 家 (home). 一个国家 = one country. Used throughout the episode for England, America, China.

MěiguóAmerica; USA

HSK 1. 美 (beautiful) + 国. The Chinese name for the United States.

ZhōngguóChina

HSK 1. 中 (middle) + 国. Literally 'the middle kingdom.'

YīngguóEngland; the UK

HSK 1. 英 (the first sound of English/heroic) + 国. Strictly speaking refers to the UK.

péngyoufriend

HSK 1. 好朋友 = good friend. The whole episode is about countries becoming 朋友 again after being enemies.

xiàoto laugh; to smile

HSK 2. 笑了 = laughed. 大笑 = laugh out loud. The episode's central image is everyone 笑 at the joke.

shuōto say; to speak

HSK 1. The most basic verb of speech. 说话 = speak / talk. 他说 = he says.

xiǎngto think; to want

HSK 1. 你想一想 = think about it. 我想 + verb = I want to V.

zuòto do; to make

HSK 1. 做事 = do things, 做了 = did. Very general verb.

duìbuqǐI'm sorry

HSK 1. 对 + 不 + 起. Used for apologizing. The king's joke 'I'm sorry we burned your White House' uses this exact phrase.

zhòngyàoimportant

HSK 2. 一件重要的事 = an important matter. 很重要 = very important.

zǒngtǒngpresident (of a country)

HSK 4 but very common. 美国总统 = the American president. Both Trump and his predecessors are 总统.

shǒudūcapital (city)

HSK 3. 首 (head) + 都 (metropolis). 美国的首都是华盛顿 = the capital of America is Washington.

guóhuìCongress; parliament

HSK 5+. 国 + 会 (meeting). The episode glosses it inline as 'where important people meet to make laws.'

kèqipolite; courteous

HSK 3. The episode glosses it inline as 'speaking nicely so no one gets upset.' Also used in 不客气 (you're welcome).

pāishǒuto clap; applaud

拍 (clap/pat) + 手 (hand). Glossed inline as 'making sound with two hands' to show approval.

zhùto wish (someone well)

HSK 4. 祝你生日快乐 = happy birthday to you. The episode uses 祝 for the king wishing America a happy 250th birthday.

* beyond level超纲词

What grammar patterns appear in this episode?

语法

X 就是 Y (definition)

The teacher's pattern. Used to define a new word inline using simpler words. Listen for it whenever a beyond-HSK-1 word appears.

王后就是国王的妻子。

国会就是美国一些重要的人开会的地方。

拍手就是用两只手做声音。

因为 ... + clause

'Because + reason.' At HSK 1 level often used alone (without 所以). The reason clause comes after 因为.

因为今年是美国的生日。

因为他是一个有名的人。

想 + Verb (want to V)

Modal of desire. 想 + verb phrase = 'want to V'. Subject + 想 + verb. Very common HSK 1 structure.

我们要自己做一个新的国家。

他们说:我们要自己做一个国家。

你和别人有过不好的事,没关系。

都 (all / both)

Adverb meaning 'all' or 'both.' Comes BEFORE the verb. The subject must already include 'all/multiple' for 都 to refer to.

国会的人都站了起来。

都拍手。

大家都笑了。

Verb + 起来 (start to V / arise)

Directional complement that adds 'start to' or 'arise' meaning. 站起来 = stand up. 笑起来 = burst into laughter.

国会的人都站了起来。

吃饭的人都笑起来了。

比 comparison

A 比 B + adjective. The basic comparison structure. 'A is more X than B.'

俄罗斯比乌克兰大很多。

客气的话,可能比生气的话更有用。

Proper nouns

专有名词
查尔斯三世Chá'ěrsī SānshìKing Charles III (the current British monarch)卡米拉KǎmǐlāCamilla (the current British queen consort)乔治三世Qiáozhì SānshìKing George III (the British monarch who lost the American colonies)伊丽莎白YīlìshābáiElizabeth (Queen Elizabeth II, Charles's mother)特朗普TèlǎngpǔDonald Trump (the US president)白宫Báigōngthe White House (the US presidential residence)华盛顿HuáshèngdùnWashington (the US capital)王尔德Wáng'ěrdéOscar Wilde (the famous Irish/British writer)乌克兰WūkèlánUkraine俄罗斯ÉluósīRussia

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