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佛罗里达:车顶上有一条鳄鱼

Florida Man Straps Live Alligator to Car Roof

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In Florida, two men put a big alligator on top of their car. They drove on the road. Many people saw it. HSK 1 Chinese listening practice.

This is an HSK 1 Chinese listening episode that runs about 5 minutes. The full Mandarin script is shown with tap-for-pinyin and a line-by-line English translation, so you can listen and read at once — comprehensible input in the sense of Stephen Krashen's i+1 theory. It teaches 12 key vocabulary words such as 打电话、我们、你们 and walks through 3 grammar patterns, each explained in English with examples. The same news story is retold at 4 difficulty levels — use the level selector above to find the version that is challenging but still understandable for you.

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说到动物,今天说一个很搞笑的事。
在美国有一个地方叫佛罗里达。
佛罗里达很热。
很多人去那里度假。
佛罗里达有很多动物。
有鸟。
有鱼。
还有鳄鱼。
鳄鱼是什么?
鳄鱼是一种很大的动物。
它住在水里。
也可以在地上走。
它有很大的嘴巴。
很多很多牙齿。
很吓人。
佛罗里达有很多很多鳄鱼。
在河里有。
在湖里有。
有时候在你家门口也有。
有时候在停车场也有。
佛罗里达人已经习惯了。
但是今天的故事不是关于活的鳄鱼。
是关于死的鳄鱼。
有两个男人。
他们不是佛罗里达人。
一个来自纽约。
一个来自田纳西。
他们是游客。
去佛罗里达玩。
有一天他们开车。
看到路上有一条死鳄鱼。
死了的鳄鱼躺在路上。
可能是被车撞死的。
他们看到了。
他们想了一个主意。
"我们把这个鳄鱼带回家吧。
"做成标本。
标本是什么?
标本就是把死的动物做成跟活的一样。
然后放在家里看。
有的人喜欢收集标本。
但是这个主意有问题。
在佛罗里达。
你不可以拿鳄鱼。
不管是活的还是死的。
这是犯法的。
鳄鱼是受保护的动物。
但是这两个人不知道。
或者他们知道但是不在乎。
他们把鳄鱼搬到了车上。
放在哪里?
不是放在车里面。
是放在车顶上。
是的。
车顶上。
绑在车顶上。
一条大鳄鱼在车顶上。
你能想象吗?
然后他们开始开车。
在佛罗里达的高速公路上。
一辆车。
车顶上有一条鳄鱼。
别人都看到了。
别人觉得这太奇怪了。
有人打电话给警察。
"你好,我看到一辆车。
"车上面有一条鳄鱼。
警察可能也觉得奇怪。
但是他们去找了。
有人告诉这两个人。
"你们不可以拿鳄鱼。
"这是犯法的。
他们怎么做的?
他们没有把鳄鱼放回去。
他们用一块白布盖住了鳄鱼。
就像给鳄鱼盖了一条被子。
他们觉得盖住了别人就看不到了。
但是一条鳄鱼的形状。
就算盖了布。
大家还是知道那是一条鳄鱼。
太明显了。
后来警察在另一个城市找到了他们。
在Melbourne。
不是澳大利亚的Melbourne。
是佛罗里达的Melbourne。
警察问他们。
"你们知道这是犯法的吗?
他们说:"知道。
他们说有人告诉过他们了。
但是他们还是没有放回去。
两个人都被逮捕了。
他们要交五千块钱才能出来。
他们四月二十八号还要去法院。
这个故事很搞笑。
为什么搞笑?
因为你想一想那个画面。
一辆车。
在高速公路上开。
车顶上绑着一条大鳄鱼。
然后他们用白布盖住它。
好像这样就没人看到了。
在佛罗里达。
什么事情都可能发生。
这种新闻人们叫它"佛罗里达人新闻"。
因为只有佛罗里达才会发生这种事。
但是这次。
这两个人不是佛罗里达人。
他们是游客。
也许下次去佛罗里达。
他们会记住。
不要带鳄鱼回家。
English transcript reference

Speaking of animals, today let me tell you a very funny story.

In America there's a place called Florida.

Florida is very hot.

Many people go there for vacation.

Florida has many animals.

There are birds.

There are fish.

There are also alligators.

What is an alligator?

An alligator is a very big animal.

It lives in water.

It can also walk on land.

It has a very big mouth.

Many many teeth.

Very scary.

Florida has many many alligators.

In the rivers.

In the lakes.

Sometimes at your front door.

Sometimes in the parking lot.

Florida people are used to it.

But today's story is not about a living alligator.

It's about a dead alligator.

There were two men.

They are not from Florida.

One is from New York.

One is from Tennessee.

They are tourists.

They went to Florida to have fun.

One day they were driving.

They saw a dead alligator on the road.

A dead alligator lying on the road.

It was probably hit by a car.

They saw it.

They had an idea.

"Let's take this alligator home."

"Make it into a specimen."

What is a specimen?

A specimen is when you make a dead animal look like it's alive.

Then put it in your home to look at.

Some people like collecting specimens.

But this idea had a problem.

In Florida.

You cannot take an alligator.

Whether it's alive or dead.

It's against the law.

Alligators are protected animals.

But these two men didn't know.

Or they knew but didn't care.

They put the alligator on the car.

Put it where?

Not inside the car.

On top of the car.

Yes.

On the roof.

Tied to the roof.

A big alligator on top of the car.

Can you imagine?

Then they started driving.

On the highway in Florida.

One car.

With an alligator on the roof.

Other people all saw it.

Other people thought this was too strange.

Someone called the police.

"Hello, I saw a car."

"There's an alligator on top of it."

The police probably also thought it was strange.

But they went to find them.

Someone told these two men.

"You can't take an alligator."

"It's against the law."

What did they do?

They didn't put the alligator back.

They covered the alligator with a white sheet.

Like putting a blanket on the alligator.

They thought if they covered it nobody would see.

But the shape of an alligator.

Even covered with a sheet.

Everyone can still tell it's an alligator.

Way too obvious.

Later the police found them in another city.

In Melbourne.

Not Melbourne in Australia.

Melbourne in Florida.

The police asked them.

"Did you know this is illegal?"

They said: "Yes."

They said someone had already told them.

But they still didn't put it back.

Both men were arrested.

They had to pay five thousand dollars to get out.

They have to go to court on April 28th.

This story is very funny.

Why is it funny?

Because think about that image.

A car.

Driving on the highway.

With a big alligator tied to the roof.

Then they cover it with a white sheet.

As if that means nobody will see it.

In Florida.

Anything can happen.

People call this kind of news "Florida Man news."

Because only Florida would have this kind of thing.

But this time.

These two men are not from Florida.

They are tourists.

Maybe next time they go to Florida.

They'll remember.

Don't take an alligator home.

Listen again

Try it without the transcript and notice what sounds clearer.

What vocabulary does this episode teach?

词汇
dǎ diànhuàto make a phone call

HSK 1. to make a phone call.

wǒmenwe; us

HSK 1. we; us.

nǐmenyou (plural)

HSK 1. you (plural).

tāmenthey; them

HSK 1. they; them.

shénmewhat

HSK 1. what.

jīntiāntoday

HSK 1. today.

èyúalligator; crocodile

A large reptile with big jaws living in water.

FóluólǐdáFlorida

A US state known for heat, tourism, and bizarre news.

chē dǐngcar roof

The top surface of a car.

biāoběnspecimen; taxidermy

A preserved dead animal made to look alive.

fàn fǎto break the law

To do something illegal.

shòu bǎohùprotected

Legally guarded from harm.

* beyond level超纲词

What grammar patterns appear in this episode?

语法
不管...都...↗

Regardless of...

不管是活的还是死的。

好像...↗

As if...

好像看不见就不存在了。

就算...也...↗

Even if... still...

就算盖了布大家还是知道那是一条鳄鱼。

Proper nouns

专有名词
佛罗里达FóluólǐdáFloridaAnthony BuhlAnthony BuhlAnthony Buhl (suspect from NY)March ChadwickMarch ChadwickMarch Chadwick (suspect from TN)迪士尼DíshìníDisney WorldMelbourneMelbourneMelbourne, Florida奥兰多ÀolándōOrlando

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