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专利号CN224104011U:一个马桶、一场内卷、和中国电动车的荒诞美学

Seres Patents Toilet for Chinese EV

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Chongqing's Seres files patent CN224104011U for an in-car toilet — the latest absurd front in China's EV feature war. HSK 5-6 Chinese listening practice.

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说到中国电动车行业的竞争烈度,你可以看销量数据,可以看专利申请量,可以看价格战的幅度。
但如果你只想用一个画面来概括。
那就是这个:一个马桶,从你的副驾驶座椅下面滑出来。
重庆的电动车品牌赛力斯上个月拿到了一项国家实用新型专利。
编号CN224104011U。
内容是一个"车载如厕装置"。
通俗地说就是车里的马桶。
声控的。
藏在座椅下面。
你说一句话它就出来。
用完以后自动收回去。
在分析这个东西之前我需要先说明:这是一个真实的、经过审批的中国专利。
不是恶搞。
不是概念渲染。
是有编号、有技术描述、有工程图纸的专利文件。
具体怎么工作呢?
马桶安装在乘客座椅下方的一组导轨上。
工作原理类似于抽屉。
需要的时候通过语音指令触发。
马桶沿导轨滑出。
使用者可以在不下车的情况下如厕。
使用完毕后马桶沿导轨滑回座椅下方。
从外部看不到任何痕迹。
废物处理方面。
马桶底部连接了一个可拆卸的储存箱。
箱内装有旋转式加热元件。
尿液通过加热被蒸发。
固体废物被烘干。
这样做的目的是减少体积和气味。
同时有一根排气管将气味通过车外的排风口排出。
理论上车内不会有异味。
但最后一步——清理储存箱——仍然需要手动完成。
你需要把箱子取出来、倒掉、清洗、放回去。
这一步,说实话,可能是整个设计中最大的劝退因素。
赛力斯在专利说明里的原文是这样的。
这个装置旨在"满足用户在长途旅行、野外露营或车内过夜时的如厕需求"。
如果你把它单独拿出来读,这段话其实是合理的。
中国的国土面积很大。
长途驾车旅行非常普遍。
从北京到上海约一千两百公里,开车大概十到十二个小时。
从成都到拉萨超过两千公里。
高速公路的服务区之间有时候间隔六七十公里。
堵车时你可能两三个小时完全无法移动。
露营文化在中国过去几年也在快速增长。
很多人开着SUV或者MPV到野外过夜。
在这些场景下。
"在车里能上厕所"是一个真实的需求。
大多数人的解决方案是忍、找路边的灌木丛、或者用应急用品。
赛力斯给出的答案是工程化的:装一个进车里。
从技术角度看这并不是一个多复杂的发明。
它的核心就是一组导轨加一个密封储存箱加一个排气系统。
没有什么革命性的技术突破。
真正有意思的不是技术本身。
而是它背后反映的市场逻辑。
中国的电动车市场现在有多卷?
我举几个例子。
比亚迪的车有冰箱、彩电、大沙发。
这个"冰箱彩电大沙发"已经变成了一个中国网络梗。
理想汽车的MPV后排可以完全放平变成一张双人床。
小鹏的车有车内卡拉OK功能。
蔚来的车可以通过NOMI语音助手控制几乎所有功能。
极氪的车后排有自带按摩的零重力座椅。
华为赛力斯的问界车型有鸿蒙车机系统,交互体验接近平板电脑。
在这样的竞争环境下。
你怎么做出差异化?
大家都有冰箱了。
大家都有大屏幕了。
大家都能躺平睡觉了。
那下一步是什么?
赛力斯的答案是:马桶。
这个答案荒谬吗?
某种程度上是的。
但它也是这种竞争逻辑的自然延伸。
当所有"正常"的差异化都被用完以后。
唯一能制造新闻的就是更不正常的东西。
从市场传播的角度来看。
赛力斯这个专利可能是今年性价比最高的营销事件。
一个专利申请花不了多少钱。
但它登上了Top Gear、Carscoops、BBC、CNN。
全世界的汽车媒体都在报道。
全世界都在笑。
但笑完以后很多人记住了一个名字:赛力斯。
以前大多数欧美消费者不知道赛力斯是谁。
现在他们知道了。
虽然他们知道它的原因是一个马桶。
但他们知道了。
在注意力经济里。
被知道本身就是价值。
不管你是因为什么被知道的。
当然这个专利大概率不会真的变成量产车上的功能。
全世界每年有几百万件专利。
绝大多数从来不会进入生产线。
很多公司申请专利只是为了保护创意。
防止竞争对手抢先。
或者像这个案例一样。
也许只是为了看看市场的反应。
市场的反应是什么?
笑。
大量的笑。
然后是一些认真的讨论。
然后是更多的笑。
但我觉得在笑之余。
这个事情确实值得想一想。
中国的电动车行业正在用一种全世界其他地方完全没有的逻辑在演化。
在欧洲和美国。
车就是车。
它带你从A到B。
安全、高效、舒适。
这些是核心诉求。
但在中国。
车正在变成一个生活空间。
一个移动的房间。
你可以在里面工作、娱乐、睡觉、吃饭。
现在按照赛力斯的逻辑。
你还可以在里面上厕所。
这种思维方式跟欧美完全不同。
它不是在问"车应该怎么开得更好"。
它是在问"人在车里还能干什么"。
这个问题的边界在哪里?
也许没有边界。
也许有一天中国的电动车真的会变成一个小型公寓。
四个轮子。
一个厨房。
一个厕所。
一张床。
一个办公室。
一个KTV。
一个按摩椅。
你不需要房子了。
你只需要一辆车和一个充电桩。
这当然是夸张的。
但看看现在的趋势。
也许没有你想的那么夸张。
专利号CN224104011U。
一个马桶。
一个让全世界都笑了的发明。
但也是一面镜子。
照出了中国电动车行业的竞争、创意、荒诞和野心。
全都装在一个座椅下面。
而这也许正是这个专利最精准的隐喻。
中国电动车行业的所有特质——创新、内卷、荒诞和认真——都被压缩进了一个座椅下面的空间里。
你笑了。
全世界都笑了。
但你笑完以后可能会想。
下次堵在高速上三个小时的时候。
我会不会希望椅子下面真的有那个东西?
如果答案是"也许会"。
那赛力斯就赢了。
English transcript reference

Speaking of the competitive intensity in China's EV industry, you can look at sales data, patent filing volumes, or the depth of price wars.

But if you want just one image to sum it all up.

It's this: a toilet sliding out from under your passenger seat.

Chongqing-based EV brand Seres received a national utility model patent last month.

Number CN224104011U.

The content is an "in-vehicle toilet device."

In plain terms, a toilet inside a car.

Voice-controlled.

Hidden under the seat.

Say one sentence and it comes out.

After use it automatically retracts.

Before analyzing this, I need to clarify: this is a real, government-approved Chinese patent.

Not a prank.

Not a concept render.

It's a patent document with a number, technical description, and engineering drawings.

Specifically how does it work?

The toilet is mounted on a set of guide rails under the passenger seat.

The mechanism is similar to a drawer.

When needed, a voice command triggers it.

The toilet slides out along the rails.

The user can relieve themselves without leaving the car.

After use, the toilet slides back under the seat.

No visible trace from the outside.

Regarding waste processing.

The toilet bottom connects to a removable storage tank.

Inside the tank is a rotating heating element.

Urine is evaporated through heating.

Solid waste is dried.

The purpose is to reduce volume and odor.

Simultaneously an exhaust pipe channels odors through an exterior vent.

Theoretically the car interior remains odor-free.

But the final step — cleaning the storage tank — still requires manual operation.

You need to remove the tank, empty it, wash it, and put it back.

This step, honestly, is probably the biggest dealbreaker in the entire design.

The original text in Seres's patent description reads as follows.

This device aims to "satisfy users' toilet needs during long-distance travel, outdoor camping, or overnight car stays."

If you read this statement in isolation, it's actually reasonable.

China's land area is enormous.

Long-distance driving is extremely common.

Beijing to Shanghai is about 1,200 kilometers, roughly ten to twelve hours by car.

Chengdu to Lhasa is over 2,000 kilometers.

Highway rest stops are sometimes spaced 60-70 kilometers apart.

During traffic jams you might be completely immobile for two to three hours.

Camping culture in China has been growing rapidly in recent years.

Many people drive SUVs or MPVs to camp outdoors overnight.

In these scenarios.

"Being able to use a toilet in the car" is a genuine need.

Most people's solution is to hold it, find roadside bushes, or use emergency supplies.

Seres's answer is engineered: install one in the car.

From a technical standpoint this isn't a particularly complex invention.

Its core is a set of guide rails plus a sealed storage tank plus an exhaust system.

No revolutionary technical breakthrough.

What's really interesting isn't the technology itself.

But the market logic it reflects.

How intense is competition in China's EV market right now?

Let me give a few examples.

BYD's cars have fridges, TVs, and big sofas.

This "fridge, TV, big sofa" has become a Chinese internet meme.

Li Auto's MPV rear seats fold completely flat into a double bed.

Xpeng's cars have in-car karaoke.

NIO's cars can control almost everything through the NOMI voice assistant.

Zeekr's rear seats have zero-gravity massage chairs.

Huawei-Seres's Aito models run HarmonyOS car system, with interaction approaching tablet quality.

In this competitive environment.

How do you differentiate?

Everyone has fridges now.

Everyone has big screens now.

Everyone can lie flat and sleep now.

So what's next?

Seres's answer is: a toilet.

Is this answer absurd?

To some degree, yes.

But it's also the natural extension of this competitive logic.

When all "normal" differentiation has been exhausted.

The only thing that can generate news is something even more abnormal.

From a marketing perspective.

This patent might be the highest-ROI marketing event of the year for Seres.

A patent application doesn't cost much.

But it appeared on Top Gear, Carscoops, BBC, CNN.

Car media worldwide reported it.

The whole world laughed.

But after laughing, many people remembered a name: Seres.

Before this, most European and American consumers didn't know who Seres was.

Now they do.

Even though the reason they know it is a toilet.

But they know.

In the attention economy.

Being known is itself value.

Regardless of why you're known.

Of course this patent will most likely never become a production car feature.

Millions of patents are filed worldwide every year.

The vast majority never reach a production line.

Many companies file patents just to protect ideas.

To prevent competitors from getting there first.

Or like this case.

Maybe just to see how the market reacts.

What was the market's reaction?

Laughter.

Lots of laughter.

Then some serious discussion.

Then more laughter.

But I think beyond the laughter.

This is actually worth thinking about.

China's EV industry is evolving with a logic completely unlike anywhere else in the world.

In Europe and America.

A car is a car.

It takes you from A to B.

Safe, efficient, comfortable.

These are the core demands.

But in China.

A car is becoming a living space.

A mobile room.

You can work, entertain, sleep, eat inside.

Now, following Seres's logic.

You can also use the toilet inside.

This way of thinking is completely different from Europe and America.

It's not asking "how can the car drive better."

It's asking "what else can humans do inside a car."

Where's the boundary of this question?

Maybe there is no boundary.

Maybe one day Chinese EVs really will become small apartments.

Four wheels.

A kitchen.

A toilet.

A bed.

An office.

A KTV.

A massage chair.

You won't need a house.

You'll just need a car and a charging station.

This is obviously an exaggeration.

But look at the current trend.

Maybe it's not as exaggerated as you think.

Patent number CN224104011U.

A toilet.

An invention that made the whole world laugh.

But also a mirror.

Reflecting the competition, creativity, absurdity, and ambition of China's EV industry.

All packed under a single seat.

And this is perhaps the most precise metaphor of this patent.

All the qualities of China's EV industry — innovation, involution, absurdity, and seriousness — compressed into the space under one seat.

You laughed.

The whole world laughed.

But after laughing you might think.

Next time you're stuck on the highway for three hours.

Would you wish there really was that thing under the seat?

If the answer is "maybe."

Then Seres wins.

Listen again

Try it without the transcript and notice what sounds clearer.

What vocabulary does this episode teach?

词汇
jīngjìeconomy

HSK 1-4. economy.

shìchǎngmarket

HSK 1-4. market.

pǐnpáibrand

HSK 1-4. brand.

jià géprice

HSK 1-4. price.

lǐlùntheory

HSK 1-4. theory.

shùjùdata

HSK 1-4. data.

mǎtǒngtoilet

The fixture you sit on in the bathroom.

zhuānlìpatent

Legal protection for an invention or idea.

shēngkòngvoice-controlled

Operated by speaking commands.

dǎoguǐguide rail

A track that lets something slide in and out.

páiqìexhaust; ventilation

Pushing air or smells out of a space.

zhēngfāto evaporate

When liquid turns into gas and disappears.

* beyond level超纲词

What grammar patterns appear in this episode?

语法
就是...↗

It means... Used for defining terms.

公司就是很多人一起工作的地方。

电的车就是不用油的车。

像...一样↗

Like; similar to...

像你拉一个抽屉一样。

越来越...↗

More and more...

中国的车越来越不像车了。

Proper nouns

专有名词
赛力斯SàilìsīSeres (Chinese EV brand)重庆ChóngqìngChongqing (Chinese city)华为HuáwéiHuawei比亚迪BǐyàdíBYD (Chinese EV company)鸿蒙HóngméngHarmonyOS (Huawei operating system)

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